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3 songs with lyrics
Don't Worry, Be Happy
From the Movie "Cocktails"
Performed by Bobby McFerrin
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....
There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy
понедельник, 4 апреля 2011 г.
Правительство США официально подтвердило существование внеземных цивилизаций
The US Government Officially Confirms the Existence of Extraterrestrials:
The US Government Officially Confirms the Existence of Extraterrestrials
01.04.11
The US Government Officially Confirms the Existence of ExtraterrestrialsOn April 1, the President of the United States confirmed the existance of extraterrestrials
Open Letter from the President of the United States of America
Barak Obama
Dear citizens,
Dear citizens,
We are now at the beginning of a new Era. We all dreamed about peace on Earth, cure for all known diseases, technological progress and traveling to other planets. Our government along with governments of other countries has spent a tremendous amount of money and resources to achieve these goals. And now it is time to reveal the well hidden secrets. This is a big moment for all mankind and I am proud to be the part of it.
For 40 years we have been secretly working together with extraterrestrial civilizations on many projects that made it possible for us to find cures for many diseases. They helped us to develop new technologies for traveling to the outer Space. We currently possess 5 Cruisers that can travel in subspace and reach other galaxies millions light-years away. I can assure you, that there is no danger coming from the extraterrestrial civilizations, they are not hostile and their only mission is to help us become a part of their existence.
The first contact was made on June 1, 1971. Since then, we are working together and learning from each other. The US Government was preparing our citizens to meet alien civilizations by financing science-fiction movies about extraterrestrials. And we are grateful to those of you, who believed in their existence.
Sincerely Yours,
The President of the United Stated of America
Barak Obama
Русская версия
"В каждой шутке есть доля шутки"
"Every joke has a grain of a joke"
The US Government Officially Confirms the Existence of Extraterrestrials
01.04.11
The US Government Officially Confirms the Existence of ExtraterrestrialsOn April 1, the President of the United States confirmed the existance of extraterrestrials
Open Letter from the President of the United States of America
Barak Obama
Dear citizens,
Dear citizens,
We are now at the beginning of a new Era. We all dreamed about peace on Earth, cure for all known diseases, technological progress and traveling to other planets. Our government along with governments of other countries has spent a tremendous amount of money and resources to achieve these goals. And now it is time to reveal the well hidden secrets. This is a big moment for all mankind and I am proud to be the part of it.
For 40 years we have been secretly working together with extraterrestrial civilizations on many projects that made it possible for us to find cures for many diseases. They helped us to develop new technologies for traveling to the outer Space. We currently possess 5 Cruisers that can travel in subspace and reach other galaxies millions light-years away. I can assure you, that there is no danger coming from the extraterrestrial civilizations, they are not hostile and their only mission is to help us become a part of their existence.
The first contact was made on June 1, 1971. Since then, we are working together and learning from each other. The US Government was preparing our citizens to meet alien civilizations by financing science-fiction movies about extraterrestrials. And we are grateful to those of you, who believed in their existence.
Sincerely Yours,
The President of the United Stated of America
Barak Obama
Русская версия
"В каждой шутке есть доля шутки"
"Every joke has a grain of a joke"
понедельник, 14 марта 2011 г.
воскресенье, 13 марта 2011 г.
суббота, 12 марта 2011 г.
вторник, 8 марта 2011 г.
понедельник, 7 марта 2011 г.
Songs with lyrics
I felt it
The wire touched my neck and
Then someone pulled it tighter
I never saw it coming
I started to black out and
Then someone said good morning
I took it as a warning
I should have seen it coming
So now I'll take a chance on
This thing we may have started
Intentional or not I
Dont think we saw it coming
It's all adding up to something
That asks for some involvement
That asks for our commitment
I think I see it coming
If we step out of that limb
My heart beat, beats me senselessly
Whys everything got to be so intense with me?
Im trying to handle all this unpredictability
In all probability
It's a long shot but I say why not
If I say forget it I know that I'll regret it
It's a long shot just to beat these odds
The chance is we won't make it
But I know if I don't take it
There's no chance
Cause you're the best I got
So take the long shot
I realize that there is all this doubting
That we're both scared about but
Well never see them coming
Throw caution to the wind and
Well see which way it's blowing
And to this pulling on
We'll never see it coming
Until it's much to close to stop
My heart beat, beats me senselessly
Whys everything got to be so intense with me?
Im trying to handle all this unpredictability
And all probability
It's a long shot but I say why not
If I say forget it
I know that I'll regret it
It's a long shot just to beat these odds
The chance is we won't make it
But i know if i don't take it there's no chance
Cause you're the best I got
So take the long shot
Oh I waited for fact to come of fiction
And you fit my description
I never saw you coming
But we'll make it even though
It's a long shot but I say why not
If I say forget it
I know that I'll regret it
It's a long shot just to beat these odds
The chance is we won't make it
But I know if I don't take it there's no chance (no chance)
Cause you're the best I got
So take the long shot
Autumn Leaves (Edith Piaf, Eva Cassidy, Eric Clapton)
The falling leaves drift by the window
The autumn leaves of red and gold
I see your lips, the summer kisses
The sun-burned hands I used to hold
Since you went away, the days grow long
And soon, I'll hear old winter's song
But I'll miss you most of all, my darling,
When autumn leaves start to fall
When autumn leaves start to fall
Text: Autumn Leaves
пятница, 4 марта 2011 г.
воскресенье, 27 февраля 2011 г.
пятница, 25 февраля 2011 г.
вторник, 22 февраля 2011 г.
понедельник, 14 февраля 2011 г.
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вторник, 8 февраля 2011 г.
воскресенье, 6 февраля 2011 г.
Photoshop Tutorial Rap
Oh, my eyes are red, how am I supposed to put my photos on facebook?
Yo, I hear you got a problem
Yo I’m CMYKilla, I’m here to answer your prayers,
So import that shitty photo, open up a new layer.
When it comes to red eyes, I know just the fix
Back your ass up and let me channel mix
You know that R G B are the colors we’re slidin’
Now knock that Red back till’ the sucker be hidin’
Set our hues, green and blue up to fifty percent
Now we're through, let's review our color adjustment.
Hey what’s wrong with my picture? You made it all grey!
Crop that tongue, motherfucker, listen what I say.
Select your layer mask, now we’re on the right track
Whip that paint bucket out, fill it up with black.
HOLD UP here’s a tip for adobe elite
If you want a quick fill, press ALT DELETE
But it looks just the same!
Yo, shut up, fool!
No talkin’ while I’m shoppin’, that’s my number one rule
Now get yourself a brush, make it soft and white
and dab away that red till it looks all right.
Wow, that looks great Killa! Thanks!
Yo, no problem. Now let’s fix these weird eyes on your girlfriend here.
No, that’s alright, they’re... they’re supposed to be like that.
He’s the C to the M to the Y to the KILLAH
Photoshop master pixel pushin’ eye thrillah.
A designer so fine with an insane rap flow
I rope in all the honeys with a magnetic lasso.
Oh, command c, command c
Oh, this is going to be the worst church bake sell ever
I want this stupid text popped
Oh, an urba
Yoh, did I hear someone's layout was busted?
Slide me that mouse, 'cause I'm here to adjust it.
Seems like your font is looking pretty grim
You want to make that text shine like custom rims?
Sure, where do we start?
Yo, that depends,
open up layer styles, say hello to my friend.
Yo I’m Master Bevel,
I’m way past your level
My contour’s better on your letters
Makes them less disheveled
Since you just a beginner
we’ll set the bevel to inner
Slide the depth right a step
shading shift like a winner
Almost done, don’t choke, throw on an outside stroke
http://www.elyricsworld.com/photoshop_tutorial_rap_lyrics_college_humor.html
Make that text leap out like it was provoked
Then I set my drop shadow at two thirds opacity!
Yo, your mastery is growing but not yet at capacity.
Your distance should be high with your size set low
and the spread between them slides right to zero
Now this bake sale flyer’s looking chrome as shit!
Better take that bitch to Kinkos cause it’s ready to PRINT.
A to the D to the O to the B. E
Rappin’ out my FAQ’s givin’ answers out for free-e.
A photoshop wizard so skilled that its tragic
Yo I pick up chicks with a wand that’s magic
Yo- oh! Damn, son, maybe my talent is off
This commission is too hard, harder that this unicorn's diamond hard horn
Yo, ...let your horns look tight
No, something’s missing, it’s still not right!
The line art’s fine, but the magic’s not there!
Well I’ma teach you some spells, get up out that chair.
I’ll be needin some help to bedazzle this horse
Good thing my whole crew’s bout to show up in force
ROLL CALL!
My boy Lens Flayer, gonna shock your screen
And you know Plastic Wrapper gonna give it a sheen
Filter Fil’s got the thrills if you know what I mean
and Lil’ Despeckle’s here to keep things clean
DJ Dodge is here with MC Burn
they be thrillin’ with skills you be yearnin’ to learn
Yo word, Motion Blur’d gonna take a turn
Noise Boys in the house, y’all, get concerned!
We got The Rasterizer, MC Brush FX
Gau’Sean, Quick Mask Killer, and all the rest
Gonna take this uni’ to the level next
Yeah, this rainbow mane's got me really erect! What?
He’s the C to the M to the Y to the KILLAH
Photoshop master pixel pushin’ eye thrillah'
Raps set to snap, so his guidance is locked
I got a twelve inch tablet and my rig’s overclocked
A to the D to the O to the B. E.
Rappin’ out his FAQ’s givin’ answers out for free-e.
Gotta walk the path of the number one shopper
I sample all the ladies with my massive eyedropper
By eyedropper, I’m talking about my dick. But my actual eyedropper also has a very large sample size.
Biatch!
вторник, 1 февраля 2011 г.
Jessie J - Price Tag
Seems like everybodys got a price,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the tale comes first,
And the truth comes second,
Just stop, for a minute and
Smile:)
Why is everybody so serious!
Acting so damn mysterious
You got your shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can't even have a good
Time.
Pre-chorus.
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
Well pay them with love tonight...
Chorus:
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world change,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Ain't about the (ha) Ka-Ching Ka-Ching.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world change,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Verse 2.
(Listen, Okay.)
We need to take it back in time,
When music made us all UNITE!
And it wasn't low blows and video Hoes,
Am I the only one gettin... tired?
Why is everybody so obsessed?
Money can't buy us happiness.
If we all slow down and enjoy right now
Gurantee we'll be feelin
All right.
Pre-chorus.
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
Well pay them with love tonight...
Chorus:
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world change,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Ain't about the (ha) Ka-Ching Ka-Ching.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world change,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Bridge.
Lala-Lala-Lalala ay!
Lala-Lala-Lalala ay!
Lala-Lala-Lalala ay!
Price Tag!
Lala-Lala-Lalala ay!
Lala-Lala-Lalala ay!
Lala-Lala-Lalala ay!
Price Tag!
Chorus:
It's ain't about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world, world, world, world, world world change,
OooOOoooooOOOOh! Yeah!
Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Aint abouth the uh. Cha-Ching Cha-Ching
Wanna make the world change,
Forget about the Price
Break it Down.
Money, money, money, uh
Money, money, money
Wanna make the world change
Forget about the Price (yeah)
Aint about the money, money, money
Aint about the mah-money, mah-money, mah-money
We just wanna make the world change
Forget about the Price Tag
Aint about the uh Cha-ching, cha- ching
Aint about the yeah Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world cha-ange, ch-ange, cha-ange ange
Yeah, yeah, yeaaaaaahh
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/jessie_j/#share
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воскресенье, 30 января 2011 г.
четверг, 27 января 2011 г.
суббота, 22 января 2011 г.
четверг, 20 января 2011 г.
вторник, 18 января 2011 г.
понедельник, 17 января 2011 г.
воскресенье, 16 января 2011 г.
MONICA LEWINSKY STORY
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Подробный доклад на английском языке для особенно любопытных: здесь и здесь. Перевод на русский.
На русском: статья в АиФ, Моника Левински.
Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day
school one day, school one day,
It followed her to school one day,
which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play,
laugh and play, laugh and play,
it made the children laugh and play
to see a lamb at school.
And so the teacher turned it out,
turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
but still it lingered near,
And waited patiently about,
patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
till Mary did appear.
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so,"
the eager children cry.
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The lamb, you know, the lamb, you know,
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
the teacher did reply.
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